You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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