dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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