She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
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new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
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Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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