i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
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Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
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I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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