I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
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