We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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