Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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