i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
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Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
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Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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