yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
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at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
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Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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