First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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