Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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