all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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