My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
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Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
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I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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