It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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