Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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