omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
she pinky promised me she was 18
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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