a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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