whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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