u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
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I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
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Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I am mentally ready for anal.
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