carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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