Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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