She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
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We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
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I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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