): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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