Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
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My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
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I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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