Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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