she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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