Me. At least after what I've been through.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
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FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
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Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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