i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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