This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
My liver just had a heart attack.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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