i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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