How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
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I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
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I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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