Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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