Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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