Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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