So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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