Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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