You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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