Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
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NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
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Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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