i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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