Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
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He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
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There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
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