True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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