yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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