Just mADE A PArabola og urine
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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