You're completely useless in the revolution.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Randomize
