i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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