I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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