u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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