All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Randomize
