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(502): View more from Kentucky

Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!

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(905): View more from Toronto

She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.

(416): View more from Ontario

Got yourself a keeper right there.

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

low key just jizzed in a chinese food container

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(703): View more from Virginia

You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...

(410): View more from Maryland

I didn't know

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(917): View more from New York City

When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Bjs and tacos. That's my life.

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(773): View more from Illinois

We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.

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(585): View more from New York

They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine

(202): View more from Washington, DC

That’s how my thanksgiving went

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