It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
