I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
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I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
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Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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