So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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