This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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