if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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