I hope mine doesn't look like that
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
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Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
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You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
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