am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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